What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
where you put the cucumber
"We know" "what" "you’re" "thinking" "and" "no." "we’re" "not related"
I got my red dress on tonight
Dancing in the dark in the pale moonlight
Done my hair up real big beauty queen style
no fuckin heteros allowed in these waters
when i was in the third grade, i thought i was gay, because i was, and i still am
Literally the best minute of my life
This dog barks like a person screaming for his life. [via]
their neighbors must be terrified.
this is fucking terrifying.
Only on the internet could you find a shark in a cat suit riding a roomba.
Nothing surprises me anymore, nothing…
the little duck just shit the floor
ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children
This is two funny…
Cuz I giggled two time.
i can’t stop laughing
Cat destroys roof at Olympic arena. [video]
THESE PEOPLE HAD ONE JOB AND 50 BILLION DOLLARS TO DO IT WITH.
That cat is just like “I’MALIVEI’MALIVEI’MALIVEI’MALIVEGOTTAGO!”
the cat fucked it up